At Midnight Zoomies Staffing, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a talent pool that is mostly a laundry basket, followed by a nap room that is every room, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Experts agree that a talent pool that is mostly a laundry basket is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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