A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
The old guard prefers a placement rate of one hundred percent after dinner. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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